DEHYAS GOODBYE TORE MY HEART OUT
Archon quest 4.0 no context
some recent sketches i’ve done of the fontaine family!! they are very close to my heart
big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings
people keep tagging this ‘fernando alonso’ and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he’s a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character
ATTENTION!
FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED
i got merchant
Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience
Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊
The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.
This is fairly close to the relationship I had with my mom.
i love those little moments where her face lights up because the joy of the joke far outweighs how sick of it she is. like the moment with the star wars music? *chef’s kiss*
They are both clearly having SO much fun, I love this
I am fucking haunted by a terrible piece of writing that was shared on Livejournal (though it from an older actual published book) sometime in the early 2000s
If anyone knows what it is or can find it PLEASE let me me know as I need to read it again
Its an excerpt from a story about a woman and the fey? And there is a moment where the fey king? Prince? Casts a spell on her and then there is this long ass section of the worst purple prose of your life
Dude uses like 5 metaphors for every single body part! Like this isn't an exact quote but it's like "her toes were like snails, small white stones delicate bones, small white shells"
And the dude describes her ENTIRE BODY like that feature by feature!
This was posted in a writing group and blew up
There was a dramatic reading!
There was fan art!
AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND ANY TRACE OF THIS TERRIBLE WRITING ONLINE
It's SO bad and I need to 1. Read it again and 2. Make sure Tumblr is aware of it because good god
This is ringing a vague bell for me but I can’t place it. Any of my fellow LJ veterans remember?
Oh shit I LOVE this one! I'll have to do more digging for a transcript, but here's a scan, it's from Bronwyn: Silk and Steel by Ron Miller
The full thing is here!
I'm so fucking happy rn you have no idea!
Ey! mission accomplished.
It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.